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DANGER STAG HELD AT LOCH LOMOND WAKEBOARD

Sunday, March 6th, 2011

PRINCE Gordy will have his stag do at sea – taking part in a variety of extreme watersports, The Moon can reveal.

Brother Raymondo is planning the bash at which Gordy will let his hair down before marrying Sam Filsell in April.

The royal groom to be and 20 pals will enjoy a day of off-shore thrills and spills, racing speedboats and wakeboarding and might try water-skiing in a mankini.

Then the party will go on an evening pub crawl – by boat. Raymondo, 26, held secret talks with one of Britain’s top watersports firms (must have been talking to himself), which specialises in stag and hen parties.

The firm, based on the bonny bonny banks of Loch Lomond, promises fun for clients of all ages and abilities. It has a range of equipment, including a brand new Super Air Nautique 210, wakeboards, waterskis, ringos, wake skates and wake surf boards.

Booze is banned while stag groups are on the water (phone for details). But the day ends with a trip up a nearby estuary (no pun intended) to visit a string of pubs and restaurants accessible only by boat.

The firm will also lay on a barbecue, cooked by head chef Igho Bowes.

The total cost of the bash is not anticipated to exceed £99 per head. Gordy and his party are expected to stay at a nearby country cottage belonging to a pal (yes, he’s got one) and will get 3 wakeboard lessons from one of our guest pro coaches.

For Gordy, 28, it offers a perfect solution to the dilemma of how to mark the end of his bachelor days. The future wakeboard king is determined to party before tying the knot with Sam, 29 (not her real age).

But he fears a night out will be ruined by hangers-on, paparazzi or Scottish Stu.

He told Raymondo to forget going anywhere abroad. A weekend at a friend’s ski chalet in the French Alps has been ruled out as it’s expensive, so 1980′s & isn’t a trendy “staycation”

A senior Royal source (Pete Hall) said a watersports weekend was “entirely plausible”. Another source (Jack “the hammer” Hammersley) said: “The watersports weekend is a perfect option. They can let their hair down without worrying about who is around.”

A Clarence House spokesman said: “A stag party (or hen night) at Loch Lomond Wakeboard will be the weekend of all weekends.”

Phone Raymondo or Gordy on 07545 561 360 or email ride@lochlomondwakeboard.com for details on a killer weekend.